February 17, 2015

"And guess what? Cat gonna survive too."

10 comments:

FullMoon said...

Crazy Russian hacker. All my friends names start with "crazy", so I subscribe to this guy. Speaking of crazy, the crazy joe biden is sure a creep.

Wilbur said...

All I could think of while the big dude was talking was "Moose and Squirrel".

But I learned something useful, potentially lifesaving.

traditionalguy said...

My cat thanks you. Now I can't use the can opener is lost excuse.

madAsHell said...

All accents are not equal....

The big guy had a good command of English, but his accent forced me to hear him twice. Once with my ears, and then re-playing it in my head.

The smaller guy was much easier to understand.

David said...

Russian cans, I think.

The big guy is funny.

Gahrie said...

The reason why it works is the rubbing melts the glue holding the lid to the can. There are electric can openers operating on this system now. I bought one without realizing it, and it took me a week to figure out how to use it.

Wince said...

Don't need a can opener, but you may need sutures if you squeeze too hard around that free-floating lid when it pops.

kzookitty said...

I could not do that, my right paw has serious nerve damage. Besides, cats don't have opposable thumbs.

Worse comes to worse, I'll whack the dog with the can and use his now-floppy head but still-sharp fangs like an old fashioned punch and cut can opener.

kzookitty

wv: altoA
the tuna can was manufactured by the altoA aluminum company.

William said...

Why would cans but not can openers survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

Rusty said...

William said...
Why would cans but not can openers survive the Zombie Apocalypse?


Initially there will be more cans than can openers. As the zombie population exponentially grows there will continue to be more cans than can openers. However those areas where cans and can openers live will be limited.